Zach LarkinsWHO CARES ?
Stop the presses! Hold everything! Get the women and children off the streets! The sky is falling! This is bigger than glo-bull warming! Brittney has shaved her head!
Who gives a rat's patoot? Other than gossip columnists who want you to think this is a bigger story than Kennedy's assassination.
Apparently this twit was incoherent, mumbling, twitching and on the edge of a nervous breakdown when she cut off her locks. Hmmm, I thought that was her normal behavior. Now it is splashed all over the media, who remind us that we should CARE about this.
Psychologists and psychiatrists have jumped on the band wagon trying to convince themselves, and the more gullible among us, that this is actually news of the most earth shattering kind. I suppose the news is that, maybe her hair won't grow back? Yeah, okay.
Maybe she's jealous that Anna Nicole is stealing the headlines of late? Perhaps if we can get Anna off the front page, people will pay some attention to me. Maybe it's that Madonna is making bigger headlines by stealing children out of Africa?
Why, oh why isn't anyone paying attention to poor, neglected Brittney?
Because nobody really cares.
Who gives a rat's patoot? Other than gossip columnists who want you to think this is a bigger story than Kennedy's assassination.
Apparently this twit was incoherent, mumbling, twitching and on the edge of a nervous breakdown when she cut off her locks. Hmmm, I thought that was her normal behavior. Now it is splashed all over the media, who remind us that we should CARE about this.
Psychologists and psychiatrists have jumped on the band wagon trying to convince themselves, and the more gullible among us, that this is actually news of the most earth shattering kind. I suppose the news is that, maybe her hair won't grow back? Yeah, okay.
Why, oh why isn't anyone paying attention to poor, neglected Brittney?
Because nobody really cares.
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