Zach LarkinsWE NEED SMARTER CRIMINALS
An article came across my desk the other day that I just couldn't let go without comment. It seems there is a 45-year-old woman living in New Zealand who is getting ticked off at thieves coming into her garden and stealing her crop(s). She called the local cops and said she had been robbed four times in the last four years. Her name was not released, but she told the constable, "I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things."
So far, you've got to feel sorry for her, right? But at the end of the investigation, the constable who visited her to take details of the theft warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal consequences. It seems the woman was robbed of three carefully nurtured marijuana plants.
Police decided no action would be taken against her. I wonder if her brother is the one who holds up banks, writing his ransom notes on the back of his cheques?
So far, you've got to feel sorry for her, right? But at the end of the investigation, the constable who visited her to take details of the theft warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal consequences. It seems the woman was robbed of three carefully nurtured marijuana plants.
Police decided no action would be taken against her. I wonder if her brother is the one who holds up banks, writing his ransom notes on the back of his cheques?
Kalikapsychosis
If you dont want em nicked, you keep em inside....
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