Zach LarkinsTOO EASY
"Your so called fundamentalist Islamic enemy doesn't exist"
Okay, so we've established the fact that an organization such as that run by so-called fundamentalist Islamic's, such as al-Qaida simply don't exist. I for one know this is true, because a Muslim wrote me to wake me up to this fact. Another commenter apparently agrees, having sent me this gem, "9/11 was an inside job. PNAC pulled 9 11! (sic) They said they would and then they did,. are you suprised? (sic) MOST people know this by now, when will your closed little childish mind open up enoph (sic) to smell the EMPIRE we live in and just admit it?"
Now that I've been straightened out, I want to share my new found knowledge with the rest of the great unwashed who still believe that Osama bin Laden and his ilk are a threat to western civilization. First of all, let me say that Osama is on record as saying he is only revisiting the terrorism spread by the western world on places like Hiroshima and Nagasaki back on the perpetrators of those heinous crimes. The fact that the Japanese were warned about what was coming does not come into play here. Silly buggers didn't believe the Americans would do it and so stayed put. So, we've learned that warnings go unheeded and thus there is no need for them. Just send in a bomb murderer unannounced and let the chips fall where they may. Why waste breath on warnings?
Out of Britain comes a report that al-Qaida leaders in Iraq are planning a mass-casualty attack against British and other western targets, possibly with radioactive-dispersal weapons. No need to panic, folks. This is all an inside job as we know the Brits are in cahoots with the Americans and are simply looking for a way to decrease their own surplus population. They took a page from the USA and saw how well Bush and the bunch pulled off 9/11 and are now giving it their own spin. The warning is one of two reported from British and European counter-terrorism officials that a reinvigorated al-Qaida is mustering fresh resources for a major strike against the West. What obvious drivel. al-Qaida is merely a bunch of fun loving Islamics who wouldn't harm a hair on anyone's head. The bomb murders are just a joke, and if I have to explain humour to you, well........................
Democrats and Liberals are right when they say we should cut and run. The non-existent fundamentalist Islamic enemy will be more than happy to simply ignore the West and carry on in their 7th century world within their own borders once we're gone.
Let's do our best to make the Cindy Sheehans of the world proud of us.
Sources: Ian McLeod al-Qaida Plans Attacks CanWest News
Okay, so we've established the fact that an organization such as that run by so-called fundamentalist Islamic's, such as al-Qaida simply don't exist. I for one know this is true, because a Muslim wrote me to wake me up to this fact. Another commenter apparently agrees, having sent me this gem, "9/11 was an inside job. PNAC pulled 9 11! (sic) They said they would and then they did,. are you suprised? (sic) MOST people know this by now, when will your closed little childish mind open up enoph (sic) to smell the EMPIRE we live in and just admit it?"
Out of Britain comes a report that al-Qaida leaders in Iraq are planning a mass-casualty attack against British and other western targets, possibly with radioactive-dispersal weapons. No need to panic, folks. This is all an inside job as we know the Brits are in cahoots with the Americans and are simply looking for a way to decrease their own surplus population. They took a page from the USA and saw how well Bush and the bunch pulled off 9/11 and are now giving it their own spin. The warning is one of two reported from British and European counter-terrorism officials that a reinvigorated al-Qaida is mustering fresh resources for a major strike against the West. What obvious drivel. al-Qaida is merely a bunch of fun loving Islamics who wouldn't harm a hair on anyone's head. The bomb murders are just a joke, and if I have to explain humour to you, well........................
Democrats and Liberals are right when they say we should cut and run. The non-existent fundamentalist Islamic enemy will be more than happy to simply ignore the West and carry on in their 7th century world within their own borders once we're gone.
Let's do our best to make the Cindy Sheehans of the world proud of us.
Sources: Ian McLeod al-Qaida Plans Attacks CanWest News
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