Zach LarkinsSEX AND CARS
I just got finished watching an ad for a Kia automobile dealer. Somehow, I don't think my wife is going to let me watch it again. Now, I'll admit, this is just a local commercial, but I wondered if anyone else has anything like it.
There is a woman on this ad who is supposed to be the financial officer of the dealership. She wants to get you into one of their cars. She is blonde and busty and wears a short skirt. She has also forgotten she's not working for one of those phone in sex lines anymore.
She has that pouty, overly sweet tone of voice, much like when Mae West (I believe it was) asked the infamous, "Is that agun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
The woman stares right into the camera and assures you she'll do 'ANYTHING' to get you into one of their cars. I can thinkk of a couple of things, but I'd still buy Detroit iron. She seems to give the phrase 'take it for a test ride' a whole new meaning.
Now granted, if she truly is the financial offer of the dealership she's made great headway (no pun intended) in getting a more respectable job. But she still sounds as if she's talking to the 45 year old wanker who's holed up in his parents basement, watching porn on the net and getting his rocks off as he 'parties live' with her.
I actually think it's pretty funny, but part of my wife's job is to keep me from temptation and she takes that duty rather seriously. Then again, my wife could blow this broad out of the water seven ways to Sunday.
I hope she never comes home and says she got a job at a car dealership.
There is a woman on this ad who is supposed to be the financial officer of the dealership. She wants to get you into one of their cars. She is blonde and busty and wears a short skirt. She has also forgotten she's not working for one of those phone in sex lines anymore.
She has that pouty, overly sweet tone of voice, much like when Mae West (I believe it was) asked the infamous, "Is that agun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
The woman stares right into the camera and assures you she'll do 'ANYTHING' to get you into one of their cars. I can thinkk of a couple of things, but I'd still buy Detroit iron. She seems to give the phrase 'take it for a test ride' a whole new meaning.
Now granted, if she truly is the financial offer of the dealership she's made great headway (no pun intended) in getting a more respectable job. But she still sounds as if she's talking to the 45 year old wanker who's holed up in his parents basement, watching porn on the net and getting his rocks off as he 'parties live' with her.
I actually think it's pretty funny, but part of my wife's job is to keep me from temptation and she takes that duty rather seriously. Then again, my wife could blow this broad out of the water seven ways to Sunday.
I hope she never comes home and says she got a job at a car dealership.
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like I've been saying all along buddy, these people will use just about anything of a sexual nature to sell their products...
One time I even saw a commercial for fried chicken with a bunch of half naked greasy-lipped teenaged gals running around in a corn field chasing a buffed up rooster!
Now I ask you!?
LOLOL
Great post buddy and tell YBH she shouldn't worry at all....these are NOT real women!
*Snicker*
Take care,
Nick
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