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Opinionated Ranter - The Adventures of Being Awesome...

 
I am but a man trying to live the dream. This is how I see the world...

LOOKIN' BACK

We went out the other day to have a brew or two and play some pool. We hooked up with a chum we only see sporadically now, having met him years ago at a club we used to frequent. We got to chatting and eventually turned our attention to the pool table, and wifey and I took turns letting this guy beat up with his prowess behind the cue.

I was on a smoke break, outside the joint and started thinking, and that's always dangerous. Are you a failure because you don't own a degree from some prestigious university? Are you a success because you work at some mind numbing job but keep the wife and kids fed, clothed, sheltered and basically happy? I am told, almost daily, that if I had stayed where I was 30 years ago, I'd have a much better job than I have today. True enough. But I wouldn't change anything if I had the chance to do it all over again.


"Lookin' back, lookin' back
Too many people lookin' back"
Bob Seger

I got the chance to see places other people only think of in passing. I got the chance to meet people who were real characters. I got to travel on someone else's dime. And I loved every minute of it. Even when I didn't.

Ever been in an open pit mine? I have. Let me tell you, when those big earth moving trucks come at you, and you're in a little-bitty Chev Malibu, you move over in a hurry. They'll run over you and not even feel the bump as they crush the top of your car into your skull. And the diggers wouldn't even notice you (you could fit about 20 of your cars into one of their scoops) as they pick you up and deposit you where you don't want to be.

Or how about a gold refinery? They check you out from breakfast to sunset before they let you in and you go through the same routine on the way out. You can't even carry a clipboard into the place. They'll supply you with one to make sure you're not scoffing anything. And of course, they have to show you an ingot and challenge you to pick it up. Impossible, trust me.


A cigarette factory? Just watch how they make them double length and then cut them in half before they put on the filters. The guys used to bug me all the time about when we were scheduled to go back in to do work. They were each allowed a carton per day for free and the fellows who didn't smoke would grab one anyway and bring them back to me.

What about an atomic fuel plant? You know, the guys that make the rods used in nuclear generating stations? You have to strip down (I mean strip down), put on a pair of paper overalls, go through scanners, wear a radiation badge, shower on the way out, the whole nine yards.

A rendering plant (the smell would gag a maggot), a chicken processing plant (watch your fingers), a slaughter house (it's as humane as they can make it, sorry to all you veggie non- believers), an airplane factory (geez, they're huge), a candy factory (the smell of strawberry ju- jubes still haunts me today), or an ice plant (you don't know what goes into supplying you that bag of ice you pick up at the corner store).

I've been in tire factories, automobile assembly plants, heavy equipment assembly plants, power generating stations, foundries, steel plants, fish processing plants and cruise missile guidance system factories. I've been in pharmaceutical factories, shipyards, stamping plants, mints and explosive manufacturing plants.

"Like a rock,
I was strong as I could be,
Like a rock"
Bob Seger

And someone asks if I had to do it all over again, would I change anything? Nope. Not a thing. But it is fun to look back over it all and reminisce.

Besides, if I didn't do all that, I never would have met my wife. The one who got her clock cleaned playing pool.
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1. June 6th 2007 @ 12:34. S.L. Bradish Says:
Great blog!! It's funny how much more fun remembering is than it seemed at the time! Sounds like you have plenty of material for a novel or six!!
2. June 6th 2007 @ 14:03. Mrs M Says:
Hi youranter,

I love looking back at those pivotal, fork in the road type of moments and wonder 'how different things could have been'...

Especially those moments that, at the time, seemed like the worst moments of your life...but in the end lead you down a path that you probably wouldn't have taken but you realise you wouldn't change it for the world.

Love & stuff
Mrs M
3. June 6th 2007 @ 14:50. youranter Says:
S L, you're right, there probably is enough stuff there for a novel or two. But who the hell would want to read it, lol? Besides, I can't write as well as you, so I'll just let it go.
Thanks for the comment. It is appreciated.
4. June 6th 2007 @ 14:58. youranter Says:
"Just got home from Illinois,
Locked the front door, oh boy
Got to sit down,
Take a rest on the porch,
Imagination sets in,
Pretty soon I'm singin'
Doo doo doo,
Lookin' out my back door"
CCR
Yep, you're right Mrs. M. Those are the best times. Memory is very selective and we remember the good times, not the bad. Even the bad are not so terrible today as they were way back then. Maybe that makes me an old fogey, writing about it, but I don't care. Thank God I don't have to be a teen-ager today, lol.
Thanks for writing and take care.
5. June 6th 2007 @ 16:19. D. Armenta Says:
"Everything's funnier, brighter, and more entertaining..in retrospect." (Unknown)

Ha! You're too smart to go down the "Shoulda/woulda/coulda" path. You happy? Sounds like it.

In the final analysis--that's all that counts.

(You may not know this, but I'm an incurable pragmatist, hee hee)

D.
6. June 6th 2007 @ 16:20. D. Armenta Says:
--Besides, it's dangerous to think while smoking!
7. June 6th 2007 @ 20:25. youranter Says:
I am happy now D. I met the love of my life and she keeps me that way. As for the shoulda/coulda/woulda routine, it's cool now. I can honestly look at it and say nope, I did the right thing all along. It makes for some interesting stories, I can look back with both pride and some humiliation, and I can face the future with my wife beside me. It doesn't get any better. I retire in a couple of years so maybe I'm just getting in practise so I can bore the grandkids, lol. Thanks for writing.

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