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I am but a man trying to live the dream. This is how I see the world...

GREAT DEFENCE

So there you are. It's a get together of children and adults at you housing complex and you're there to meet some new neighbours. This little 9 year old girl comes and sits on your lap and after a while, you grow tired of her and try to push her off. Your hand somehow grasps the waistband of her panties.

It's not as if you haven't been in this position before. Way back in 1999, you did 30 days for sexually molesting a six-year old. Prior to that, you did time for extortion, armed robbery and assault causing bodily harm. Of course you were innocent of all these charges. It's just that nasty old legal system we rely on to keep us safe didn't quite see it that way.


So what do you do to convince the judge that he's got the wrong man yet again? You call on your wife to testify and she certainly steps up to the plate. (Strains of Tammy Wynette singing ‘Stand By Your Man' here) Salli Lindsay swears the little girl went to her husband, Raymond, in order "to get a hold of it and play with it, trying to play with his penis." This seems the normal routine of a 9 year old. Just juvenile curiosity, right?

Where thousands may have believed her and her innocent husband, that nasty old Judge Marty Irwin didn't. Raymond is 53 years old and Irwin sentenced him to two years for sexual interference. In total, our man Ray could spend another 16 months in custody, seeing as how he is a twice convicted sex offender. This latest episode occurred on Oct. 22, 2005, and Irwin called Salli's testimony ‘wishful thinking'.

How's a guy supposed to catch a break when the courts don't believe his wife? As for the little girl, she says, "There are times I get scared to get dressed because I feel like he's watching me." That's pretty hard to understand, considering Salli's side of the tale.


I think Ray got off lucky. Maybe he'll find true justice behind bars.

Sources: Lori Coolican Sex Offender's Wife Blames Child CanWest News
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1. July 15th 2007 @ 16:13. S.L. Bradish Says:
People like him were called "funny uncles" when I was a child. Every family had one, they said... Now the "uncles" are still around, but somehow the judges fail to find them "funny." 'Bout time!
2. July 15th 2007 @ 16:25. Nickoftime's Sanity Corner Says:
Ranter,

my opinion? Castrate the bastard, pickle his dick in formaldehyde, and set it on a shelf in his jail cell so he can be reminded each and every day about what he's done...

Sounds good to me...

Great read buddy..

Take care,

Nick
3. July 15th 2007 @ 16:55. youranter Says:
You're right SL. There is no room for 'funny uncles' anymore. I hope he gets his just rewards.
4. July 15th 2007 @ 16:58. youranter Says:
You make a good point, Nick. If his dick is pickled, maybe his new friend, Bubba, can use it on him. That way he's reminded of what he did and nobody is spreading too much HIV/AIDS around. Wonderful idea!
5. July 15th 2007 @ 17:29. Nickoftime's Sanity Corner Says:
Ranter,

is there any other way to see it?

I truly think it's a novel approach to pediphelia myself, but then if I were in charge none of them would have dicks left to use on children ever again...

So yeah, perhaps I'm a bit testy about the subject, cause I was a victim twice myself...so perhaps I'm a tad jaded...

Still think it's a novel approach though...

Take care buddy,

Nick

6. July 15th 2007 @ 23:44. Feisty Says:
Nick

I'd Castrate them all and pickle their dicks myself.
TBH
7. July 16th 2007 @ 10:29. youranter Says:
Nick, the people I've known who have grown up in abusive households seem to be the ones who are the most well adjusted and have wicked senses of humour. Probably defensive mechanisms to help them forget. I can't pretend to feel your pain as I've never been in a situation even close to that. But it does clear up some of your articles and why you've written them the way you have. The outlet for your rage that you find here at Orble is very theraputic, I would say. And your other articles can have readers rolling in the aisles. I would say it's working. Write about a humourous incident when you want, vent when you have to. Just keep the faith buddy. We're pulling for you.
8. July 16th 2007 @ 10:31. youranter Says:
Feisty, I just hope you don't plan to use our pickler.
9. July 16th 2007 @ 23:21. Nickoftime's Sanity Corner Says:
YouRanter & YBH,

funny you should say that...I know some people who've actually gone through worse than what I did, and they're about the funniest, happiest most stable well adjusted people I've ever seen...

I don't claim any of that though, except for a pretty whacky sense of humor and the ability to laugh harder at myself than at anyone else...

*Snicker*

I still have a lot of pent up anger and rage even at 38 years of age though, and certain types of people usually always trigger a negative reaction even when they don't even try...

I've learned to keep a pretty good lid on it, but every now and then it pops off unexpectedly and startles the shit outta me...

LOL

Most people wouldn't ever pick up on it like you and YBH have...takes a certain type of heart and a certain type of human being to actually recognize pain when they see it and be empathetic even when they don't relate to it all that well..

But then again, the two of you have always struck me as being very unique...

*Wry grin*

Three of the best things to have come out of those terrible experiences is my unabashed love for all living things, my fierce defense of the underdog, and the ability to be able to shrug off the stupidity of life...

Thanks for being such cool people...

Peace and white light,

Nick

10. July 17th 2007 @ 13:38. youranter Says:
Nick, we're certainly nothing special. We've been around the block a couple of times ourselves. If 'with age comes wisdom' is true, we're just a couple of old farts who are still looking for the 'wisdom' part. I happen to believe in you and see a man who can laugh and cry. Crying is not a sin. It's what kept me half sane all these years. And to laugh at yourself? Hell, if you can't do it, how pissed off are you going to be at the person who does?
Take care my friend. Every day brings us closer to that silver cloud and removes the shroud that tries to hide it.

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