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Opinionated Ranter - May 2007

A TRIP BACK IN TIME

My friend, Nick, of Nickoftimes Sanity Corner is a veterinarian. He recently wrote a piece about medical doctors and the experience he's had with them. A touching item that is worth a read and one that we can all relate to. But it bugged me somewhat because he is in, basically, the same field. The difference is, his patients can't walk into the office and say, "Well, doc, I have this pain here.........." or "I think I broke something going for the skateboard record for sliding down bannisters............" or "I need a note for work to tell my boss why I wasn't in today............"

He has to do all this by touch and feel and look. And exotic as that might sound, remember that he can be called out to put his arm up to his shoulder in a cow's ass to make sure the calf is pointed the right way, diagnose a case of swine flu, sew up little Poopsie who's been mauled by a bigger dog, remove a stubborn hairball from a cat or patch the broken wing of a budgie. All without ever once getting one word of what's ailing his patient from the patient itself. Imagine you phoning in your illness to your doctor and being treated long distance. Pretty much the same thing.


Well, the other day, I was sitting out one the patio, reminiscing about my boyhood. I don't own a pet. My wife has had a couple of Staffies in her time, but we don't have anything now. So I travelled back about a million years and thought of Vicki.

"Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind
Memories, sweetened thru the ages just like wine"

Vicki was my aunt's dog. A German Shepherd. A huge dog. Of course, I was all of about 8 or 9 years old at the time (told you I went back a million years), so most everything was huge to me then. Every night after dinner, I would take the table scraps down the road for him to eat. I didn't even come up to the top of the fence that kept him in, yet when I came up the driveway, he would be there, up against it on his back legs, looking down on me from over the top rail.


"Quiet thoughts come floating down
And settle softly to the ground
Like golden autumn leaves around my feet
I touched them and they burst apart with sweet memories,
Sweet memories"

He'd let me in and we'd play. My aunt would put the scraps in the bowl, mixed with his regular food and we'd still play. He wouldn't eat until I'd left no matter how hungry he was. I think he truly loved me. We once went out of town for three days and upon my return, my aunt remarked how happy she was that we were home. Vicki hadn't eaten a damned thing all the time we were gone.
My aunt was out walking him one day and stopped in to visit us. My brother was about two years old at the time and Vicki went up to him to make friends with this strange little creature. He poked my brother in the stomach with his nose and lil bro was promptly sitting on his ass in the grass. Wow, did Vicki ever get scolded for that one. Forever after, when my brother came around, he got a hell of a wide berth from the dog. If I was playing with him and my brother got too close, Vicki would leave the two of us and go back to his dog house. Of course he would look at me with those doggie eyes and droop his ears, in his own way pleading with me to show up alone the next time so that we could be together, just like in the old days.

"Of holding hands and red bouquets
And twilight trimmed in purple haze
And laughing eyes and simple ways
And quiet nights and gentle days with you"

My uncle would take him with us when we went fishing or smelting out at Point Pelee. You could just see the excitement in the dog as he quivered, waiting to do whatever we asked of us. Get the pail, hold this end of the net, come here and give me a kiss. He would do it all and all he wanted in return was a little affection. He sure got that from me.

My aunt's house sat beside the local schoolyard, so any balls that fell into her yard from our baseball or soccer games became the property of Vicki. That's the only time he would bark and I think it was more as a ‘thank you for the new toy' than a ‘stay away from me' bark. Vicki would let anyone in the yard. But you weren't leaving unless you decided you really didn't need that extra leg anyway. Me? I was king of the hill. I could come and go as I wanted and I swear I'd hear him cry when I left to go back home.

One day, my aunt showed up at our place without him. It seems someone was baiting him with food and eventually put broken glass into it. Vicki hung in there for two days under the vet's care. His hind legs were useless and I think he knew he was going to die. My aunt and uncle were with him up to the last. The vet administered the shot and Vicki was gone. They never had another dog after that. I cried for two days. My friend was gone.

"Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind
Memories, sweetened thru the ages just like wine,
Memories, memories, sweet memories"
Thanks Nick, for bringing back those sweet memories. Memories of being young, free, ignorant of the problems plaguing the world. Memories of finding trust, friendship and love. Memories that I've tried to ignore for too long.

Thanks.


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FINALLY

Okay kiddies, let's forget Rosie for a minute, pull our eyes away from American Idol for a few seconds, and wallow in some truly heart-warming news.

Cindy Sheehan is riding off into the sunset.

Yep, she's finally calling it quits. She's the mother of the young man who died in Iraq defending her freedom to be an asshole. She says she's done being the public face of her idiotic peace movement. "I've been wondering why I'm killing myself and wondering why the Democrats caved in to George Bush," Sheehan told The Associated Press while driving from her property in Crawford to the airport, where she planned to return to her native California.

Well Cindy-poo, here's a clue. Maybe the Dems are fed up with your theatrics. You know, camping out in front of Bush's ranch in the hopes that he might deem you worthy enough to grant an audience to? Or how about the fact that your own family got their fill of you and turned their backs on your ‘cause'? Maybe even the Dems are coming to realize the US shouldn't be running willy-nilly away from Iraq or Afghanistan? Maybe they are starting to come around to seeing the war on terror as being a real threat to the life, liberty and freedom your son died to protect.

"I'm going home for awhile to try and be normal," she said. This has to be a joke. Sheehan is as far from normal as one can get and the fact she's going back to California just reinforces that idea. There are many normal, sane people in California, but it seems they are outnumbered by the lunatic fringe and Sheehan certainly falls into that latter category.

Now, let's not feel too sorry for her. She still has her friends. Does the name Hugo Chavez ring any bells? Oh right, he's that nut-bar leftist dictator way far away in Venezuela, the one trying to convince Americans he's a good guy by letting them buy cheap oil from Citgo, which he owns. The same goody two-shoes who closes radio and television stations that disagree with him. Fidel Castro's biggest fan hoping to be his successor. Yeah, she can always go visit him again.

"Her politics have hurt a lot of people, including the troops and their families, but most of us who support the war on terror understand she is hurt very deeply," said Kristinn Taylor, spokesman for FreeRepublic.com. I don't think she's hurt as much as she's just a nut. Maybe Hanoi Jane will give her comfort. Or we could send John Kerry out to have a little tete-a-tete with her.

Sheehan said she sacrificed a 29-year marriage and endured threats to put all her energy into stopping the war. That says a lot. Twenty-nine years of marriage and your husband says you're crazy must be some kind of a clue. But she got so wrapped up in herself, she couldn't see it. Dwindling crowds at her Crawford protests since her initial vigil might also have been an early warning sign. Sheehan told the AP that she had considered leaving the peace movement since last summer while recovering from surgery. I wonder if it was a brain transplant?

Her Crawford, Texas site is for sale though. Maybe the government could buy it and build a mental hospital on it in her memory.

Sources: Angela K. Brown Mom Quits Crusade CanWest News
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2H

Thomas Sowell made a stement in one of his articles some time ago that has nagged me, and seeing that it's a slow news day, I thought I share it with you, dear reader.

He simply said that no one person knows how to make a 2H pencil. Think about that. Simple, direct, correct and thought provoking. Do you know how to make one?

First you have to find a tree. Then you have to wade through a sea of tree-huggers to get all the permits and environmental studies completed before you can cut it down. Now you have a big log on your hands that must be cut into smaller logs for transport. And you have to get rid of any waste in an environmentally friendly fashion. Assuming you have done all this, now you have to cut the log down to the size and shape of a 2H pencil. I doubt you're going to do this on the lathe resting on your workbench in the garage, so you need someone to do it for you. You scour the yellow pages and hire ‘Ye Olde Woodworkers' to provide you the blank of the pencil.

Next on the list is finding someone capable of drilling said blank so you have somewhere to stick your graphite. Out to the trusty SUV you run to find yourself a graphite mine. Having accomplished this, you now need miners to dig the stuff out for you. They dutifully perform their work and you're left staring a one pile of graphite and another of waste product. Again, this waste must be disposed of in an environmentally correct manner. So you call your local trucker to get rid of the waste and have the ore taken to...........where? Nope, that garage lathe ain't gonna turn the trick.

Back to the yellow pages and you hire ‘Triple AAA Graphite' to make the lead that goes in your pencil. Your local trucker brings the graphite to, hmmm, oh yeah, your factory. This is getting to be a bigger deal than you originally thought. Now we have to put the lead in the pencil and, wouldn't you just know it, we don't have a press. So we go to the tool shop down the street, order a press and some spare platens to replace the ones that will undoubtedly wear out.

Okay, so we have a pencil with lead in it. Now, let's put an eraser on it. Off we trek again to find a tin mine. Same as the graphite. Find it, mine it, get rid of the waste, truck it to a mill to bring it down to a suitable thickness, take it from there to another mill that will form it into a proper circle, have some one paint the appropriate colour on it and bring it into your pencil factory. Another press is needed to put this item on to the blank. But we still need an eraser.

Find another forest, pick out the tree, tap it for its latex, distill the latex into rubber, find someone to make it into those cute little pink things, truck that to your factory, get another press to insert the rubber into the tin thing that sits atop the blank and there you have it. A 2H pencil. Pretty simple, eh?

The reason this stayed with me is because in this small example of building a relatively simple object, we can see just how many people are involved. All these people have jobs and the companies that employ them pay some menial wages while others pay good rates. No matter. They are all jobs that contribute to the economy and the general welfare of our society.

We are in the throes of globalization and we are watching jobs disappear every day. How sad is it that you will pay extra to make a flight reservation in the US rather than have it go through India? Corporate greed sees mergers of companies in order to reward shareholders while they toss employees out on the street with nary a thought. Ever wonder what a pair of Levi's cost to make in Mexico? About 5 bucks. Think about that when you shell out $40 - $50 dollars on your next pair. Wonder what a Chrysler 300 costs to make in China? A whole lot less than over here. And don't think for a minute they're not going be sold over here. Mercedes and Chrysler were a marriage of equals. In a pig's eye they were.

There is nothing wrong with helping third world countries raise their standards of living. But we don't have to hand it to them on a silver platter. People bitch about the supposed protectionist policies of the US, but I think it is time all of us took a harder look at it and started to apply more of it. You want to sell your goods here, great. Build a factory, hire some local help and start giving back to the economy. Stop the ridiculous taxes and duties you impose on North American goods that are shipped to your country. What's good for the goose is certainly sauce for the gander.
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RUNNIN' BACK TO SASKATOON

This title comes from a Guess Who hit from some years ago. Nothing ever happens in Saskatchewan which has Saskatoon as its provincial capital. It's a nice little chunk of land we keep around to fill in some space between Manitoba and Alberta, filled with wheat fields and some big honkin' combines to bring in the crops. They don't even change their clocks when DST kicks in. How's that for being laid back? But they've been in the news recently.

Just the other day, for the second time in four months, a woman gave birth and abandoned the child. The first woman to do this, wrapped the little nipper in a blanket and towel and left him on a doorstep in -30*C weather. Thankfully, he was found in time and rescued. This time, the mother decided to give birth during a shopping expedition at the local Wal-Mart


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DEMOS

Out of Tenino, Washington comes this little story that I found rather humourous. A cop was nailed for trying out his Taser gun on a fellow at a social gathering. The man was asking for it, mind you. He wanted to know how it felt to be hit with one. So, his buddy obliged. And hit him in the genitals with it.

Hey, I don't know about you, but if I had to get someone's attention, that's where I would aim too. I've seen too many videos of somebody pumped up on PCP and other drugs get shot in the chest and just keep on coming. Nope, if you want me to pay attention, that's where you're going to have to hit me. A bit of a smaller area than say, the face, but a bit more sensitive too. Who knew you could fit all those ultra-touchy nerve endings in such a small patch? (Okay guys, it's a cold day as I'm writing this. You all know what I mean) Head shots look cool in the movies, but genital shots tend to make you sit up and take notice. Or sit down, actually. Or buckle over and puke your guts out


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BBQ

I've recently returned to the world of the bar-bee-kew. This is no big deal for the rest of you out there, but it does represent a milestone in my life.

I live in a building which was recently the subject of a coup de etat and now allows pets, children and other rubbish within its hallowed halls, and the first sign of actual progress came when I spotted a BBQ on a balcony above me. These had been banned until the takeover and my heart skipped a beat


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CONFUSED

Okay, I'm rather baffled at this latest item. A story appeared in the National Post today saying that Canada is ousting a couple of citizens because of their ties to the Nazis. Remember them? Some 60 years ago they tried taking over the world. They did some pretty nasty things that shouldn't be forgiven, nor forgotten. No one will forgive them, a shame all Germans still bear to this date, and the Simon Wiesenthal foundation, with all the obvious flaws in its quest for justice, will never let us forget it.

Helmut Oberlander, 83, and Jacob Fast, 96, were stripped of their Canadian citizenship by Cabinet order. Not exactly spring chickens, but the search for justice knows no age limit. I've written in the past about a prisoner having to do life if that is the sentence he is handed. I'll stick by it. Some may say these two seniors have done nothing wrong during their time here in Canada and, after all, the war has been over for 60 years so why not let bygones be bygones? No, that shouldn't happen. They should be made to finally pay for their crimes


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INDIAN AFFAIRS

I, for one, am getting pretty fed up with all the whining the Indians are doing. Oh, I guess I should say ‘aboriginals' or ‘first nation peoples' to be politically correct. Screw it, I'm too old for that nonsense.

CBC ran a report last Sunday on a planned day of action the Indians hope to carry off June 29. They have blockaded Caledonia for 15 months, saying the land is theirs and was never given up to the government, thus the government can't sell it to a developer who wants to build houses there. Throughout all this misery, we have seen two-tiered justice in action, where the police let the Indians have their way while the white man is held to the letter of the law


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COURTESY

I just got back from visiting my favourite pub with my wife. It's been at the back of my mind for some time, but I finally figured out what really ticks me off.

We were sitting there, enjoying a drink on the outdoor patio, when the place started to fill up. I noticed that some people are important enough not to be out of touch with the rest of the world 24/7. Next to us, a couple of women sat down and immediately the one pulled out her cell phone and started checking messages. She was dressed in shorts and a tank top, so I don't believe she was the one who had to give Bush the secret numbers to launch a nuclear attack


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PRIVACY

A little while ago, police in Sarnia, Ontario conducted a search of a high school for no other reason than that they had an open invitation from the school principal to make random searches of the premises. While carrying out this exercise, a drug-sniffing dog pointed the cops toward a backpack that was found to contain 10 bags of marijuana, 10 "magic mushrooms" and assorted drug paraphernalia. Now, the monkey wrench gets thrown in the works and a case against illegal search has found its way into the Supreme Court of Canada.

At issue is the question of whether or not students can expect the same right of privacy when it comes to personal possessions as say a woman with a handbag or a man with a briefcase. This is a tricky question. A woman or man walking down the street has every right to expect privacy. They are minding their own business and what they are carrying, for whatever purpose, is no one else's affair. If they happen to walk by a drug-sniffing dog that points his handler toward the miscreant, the cop should have every right to detain that person while a search warrant is issued. Also, if I am stopped for a traffic violation and drugs or guns are found in my car, the cop doesn't have to wait for a search warrant. He has every right to toss my vehicle and charge me accordingly. So why is this case different


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MEDIA SCANDALS

Thomas Sowell is one of my favourite writers. He has a knack for hitting the nail on the head 95% of the time. The other 5% constitutes the times I disagree with him. He recently wrote an article that put things in perspective and is worth taking a closer look at.

Sowell opines that if the ‘Washington Madam's' phone numbers contained the names of Karl Rove and Ted Kennedy, which name would be given precedence in the media? Not too hard to figure that one out. Today's media is extremely liberal and it is blatant in its reports. Conservatives who try to show another side to the story are dismissed as irrelevant or brain- washed. But a study of some facts should dispel this myth


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TOURISM

Ontario is reeling from the effects of the draconian no-smoking law that was recently passed. Besides people staying away from bars and restaurants in droves, our tourism industry is taking a hell of a hit. There is a solution, albeit a partial one, that just might turn this around but our government is turning a blind eye to it.

I watch a lot of PBS and on Saturday mornings there are various programs which take viewers to a certain village, town or city in Michigan and explore the area in depth. They show you things which are a bit off the beaten path and the viewer discovers a whole new world that he might not have known even existed. Local museums, fairs, art galleries, parks and restaurants are highlighted and you want to return to that area to see it all for yourself. Or, it might just make you plan a trip there, when in the past you've ignored it saying, "Aww, there's nothing worth stopping for in that place


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REQUIRED LEARNING

I just got done watching ‘The Day After Tomorrow'. I know, the movie was made in 2004, but I refuse to pay the money Hollywood wants me to spend at a theatre, especially if I can't smoke and relax there, so sometimes I have to wait a bit to see some films. I don't care, I get to see them for free eventually.

Anyway, it struck me after watching this film where Al Gore got the idea to run around like Chicken Little screaming the sky is falling. Or, in his case, the polar ice-caps are melting. He has seen the film too, but he couldn't separate fantasy from fact. Seeing himself in Dennis Quaid's role, he immediately went bonkers and launched his ‘Inconvenient Truth' campaign. Now he did win an Oscar for his work, which goes to prove that Hollywood can't separate fact from fiction either


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AT A LOSS

I have to admit, I'm more than a bit dumbfounded at this. Following is a story the way it appeared in the National Post. Any opinions?
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Students ordered to write essay on fellatio by school principal


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WHINING

Well the stats are in and are rather startling in the view of some people. Not to be confused with wining and dining, Canada is a country of whiners. Big time whiners apparently. We live in one of the richest, safest countries and the economy is booming, yet we are among the whiniest people on the planet. How can this ever be?

According to a survey of work attitudes in 23 countries, overall employee morale was found to be highest in the Netherlands, followed by Ireland and Thailand in second place and Switzerland in third while Canada placed 18th on the morale index, sharing that spot with Portugal. The only countries where employee morale was found to be worse are Poland, Korea, Australia, Germany and, at the very bottom, Japan


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FREE SPEECH

You know, just when you think the likes of Sheehan and Loney are consigned to the footnotes of history, along comes another rabble rouser. In this case, it is Malik Zulu Shabazz, current leader of the New Black Panthers. Actually, it is not him so much as he was barred from entering Canada to speak at a rally in Toronto. It is his followers who need to give their heads a good, hard shake. To be blunt, his followers are a bunch of whining, ungrateful, big mouthed assholes. Believe me, that doesn't put too fine an edge on it.

But it's what freedom of speech allows you to do. These idiots wanted to hear the words of Shabazz and follow in his misbegotten footsteps. When they learned that he was denied access to Canada, they decided it was because of a racial issue. He was denied entry because of a "misdemeanour" on his record "five years ago". Not sure of what the "misdemeanour" actually was, the Black Youth Taking Action group promised to pack the lawn at Queen's Park and then move on to have believers stuffed to the rafters at Ryerson, all the while spewing hate filled, racist remarks


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RELATED?

Kansas and Illinois aren't all that far apart, distance wise. It would be easy to drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. Maybe that's what has me flummoxed here.

Our first story comes from Leavenworth, Kansas where two boys are accused of wielding a concealed weapon to steal cash from a discount store. This really does not make much news anymore. It seems every other day some kid is trying to show his gonads by ripping off a convenience or liquor store. What is worrisome is that these boys were only 11 and 14 years old. And their weapon of choice? A squirt gun. Now this might be laughable except for the fact that they had the foresight to wrap the gun in black tape to make it look real


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THUNDERSTORMS

I got lucky the other day. I was off work and the radio was predicting thunderstorms in our area late in the afternoon. I was ready. I love thunderstorms.

I know it all depends on where you are and what you are doing at the time one hits, but I was safely ensconced on my patio when this one came rolling through, so I got to thoroughly enjoy it


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PHONE DATING

The other night, suffering from a bout of insomnia, I was watching TV and was amazed at some of the commercials that come on in the wee hours.

There must be a bazillion dating services out there for lonely people. They want you to party with the ‘beautiful' people, make friends, meet and ‘date'. Does anyone really fall for this stuff


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NO PROOF OF EXTREMISTS

"Your so called fundamentalist Islamic enemy doesn't exist"

I suppose I've been upbraided here as I don't know what's going on in the world today. Thank God there are those out there who follow me closely and point out the errors of my ways by making comments like the one above


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REVISITING THE MOUSE

It's always fun to watch how blogs grow and get out of hand. S L Bradish recently wrote an article entitled ‘M is for Muslim' and gained a lot of grief for the effort. Suffice it to say you can read for yourself what was written on The Political Brief. The comments submitted on this item are truly eye opening however.

One commenter suggested that Bradish might have an agenda of trying to piss off Muslims in general and said that ‘ as a speaker of Japanese I can assure you, a translation is INCREDIBLELY open to biased manipulation.' (sic) To his credit, he did ask where Bradish got the information for the blog as he wanted to see it for himself before passing judgement. Bradish answered with ‘Brenton, maybe you should learn whatever language al Jazeera uses and then you can hear it for yourself. I watched it on Fox News Channel,' in obvious response to his implication that just because the show was translated into English, it was suspect. He got a bit snotty and said ‘Well, that would be ARABIC. That's what they speak in ARAB countries. So there's the truth. You believed the story that was given on a conservative, biased news station, relied on a translation of a language that you don't understand (and have never heard of apparently) they provided, and accepted it all without question, then regurgitated it on your blog in an exagerated way without evidence to support your claims.' (sic) Still, he wants to see the show himself


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WAKING UP

Before you accuse me of being in lock-step with GWB, this has nothing to do with him. Rather, it is a provincial matter and we are indeed learning from our American neighbours.

Over in the US of A, Canadian drivers are made to pay any traffic fines on the spot or spend the night in lock-up awaiting a hearing in the courts. This doesn't happen in all 50 states, but it does in enough to make Canucks wary of speeding or running red lights. I know whereof I speak on this as I got my VISA card maxed in Ohio for going 10 MPH over the limit


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AN OATH

S L Bradish wrote some time ago about a Muslim who refused to take the oath of office on a Bible. We all know that Muslims are required, by religion, to take offence at everything and so he insisted on a Qu'ran. Taking a page from this guy, we now have a fellow here in the Great White North who insists on becoming a citizen without swearing allegiance to the Queen.

Charles Roach is a Toronto lawyer who has lived in Canada for more than 50 years but has never become a citizen. Suddenly, he wants to become one. The reason(s) for this are his own business, but all sorts of possibilities spring to mind. Roach is a senior member of Citizens for a Canadian Republic, which is an organization that seeks to do away with Canada's ties to the British monarchy. Maybe he thinks that if new citizens are no longer made to "be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada, Her Heirs and Successors," it will be only a matter of time before we reject the Queen as our head of state and replace her with a Canadian president


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CRACK HO

I hate to do it but today I must bring you some rather sad news. There is a drug addicted woman in Etobicoke (a suburb of Toronto) who is on trial and no one seems to understand just what this woman has gone through. She is addicted to crack cocaine and after her initial hearing, was remanded into custody. As we all know, her addiction is not her fault. Somehow, society failed this poor, dear, youthful looking woman. We, as a loving, caring society must search deep into ourselves and ask where and why we have failed her.

"This is a tragic case all round with victims, witnesses and the accused," lawyer Donald McLeod said after his 42-year-old client appeared briefly at College Park court. Indeed it is. The poor woman looked sad, holding her hand over her mouth and occasionally biting her lip while listening to the charges brought against her. For McLeod's part, he is doing the right thing by seeking his client's release at a bail hearing next Tuesday, relying on the woman's large support network. "She's a good candidate for bail, especially with the wealth of family support she has," McLeod said outside court. "She is taking this quite hard. She appears okay, but she has ebbs and flows. This is very difficult on her." Because she is a victim. She didn't ask to become addicted to crack. Oh no. Someone else held a gun to her head and made her an addict. And how does one fight such oppression


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COINS

In my never ending quest to warn my American readers of the nefarious plots against them hatched by our Canadian government, please take the following warning seriously.

U.S. army contractors travelling in Canada have found what appear to be coins that may be espionage devices. The contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology." "It did not appear to be electronic (analog) in nature or have a power source," wrote one U.S. contractor, who discovered the coin in the cup holder of a rental car. "Under high-power microscope, it appeared to be complex consisting of several layers of clear but different material, with a wire like mesh suspended on top


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RELIGION

My friend Jim Stillman recently wrote an article entitled "Why Comparative Religion Should Be Taught In Our Schools". It is a fine piece and well worth reading. As always, Jim gives some rather startling news, in this case about how much we don't understand the ‘other' guy. It ties in neatly with his previous article about just how much ‘common knowledge' we've lost over the years.

Not being a scholar on the subject of religion, I do know the basics of most of the world's more popular faiths. Jim's main point is that religion need not be forced upon anyone, especially students, but an understanding of the main tenets of any faith should be taught in order to understand and respect the beliefs of someone else's object of devotion


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